"She thinks we're having an affair."

"No really?"

"Yes she does."

"Good, because I definitely know Mel would want to be in on it."

"Did I mention how deliciously twisted your girlfriend is?"

"A good thing?"

"A very very good thing."

The only thing more fun than a twisted girlfriend is having a girl friend who's shares the same kind of twisted sense of humour despite everyone's differences. You've got to admit, it's times like this that defines what friendship is all about.

The kind that you go along with all the way.