I was in Tesco last week when I saw this packet of “Cock Soup” and just couldn’t resist. Yes, its immature, but I’m a guy and that means I laugh at rude words. Sorry about that!
So who fancies some Cock Soup? Nourishing, as it says on the packet; it must be from all the protein. There’s nothing like the real taste of fresh cock when you’re feeling a little empty.
Still, its great marketing. My immaturity meant that I actually paid the 49p to buy this just because it said “cock” on the packet. Damnit!
If you’ve got your own stories about “rude food” I’d love to hear them - leave me a comment!
Jeanne
Y
Lil
Lydia (The Perfect Pantry)
peabody
Katie
Coffee and Vanilla
We Are Never Full
Kalyn
mycookinghut
May 10th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
*snigger*
May 10th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Julia: So I’m not the only immature one. Nice to see
May 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
oh no i cannot help but giggle at that. thanks for stopping by moi blog, mate. cool blog you’ve got, i’ll definitely be back. also, that tofu salad doesn’t even need a stirfry. guess what? you just mix it in a bowl.
x
May 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
diva@theSugarBar: Doesn’t need a strifry? Even better. I’m definitely trying this one. A great recipe!
May 11th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Sooo..um.. Have you tried it yet? ;P
May 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Y: Hehe, no not yet. I’ll probably try it after work one night. Nothing like the taste of cock to raise the spirits in an evening (note to self: enough with the cock jokes)
May 11th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Surprised no one has mentioned cock-a-leekie…
May 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Andrew: I didn’t even think of that one. So many obvious jokes!
May 11th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Oh that’s hilarious. No rude foods to share, but I did recently post on bizarre/weird/unique foods….
May 11th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
bleeding espresso: I’ll have to check it out then. I’ve started having a taste for the weird lately!
May 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Are you kidding - I grew up drinking cock soup - real popular in the islands. Grace Cock Soup … brings back memories.
May 12th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
I’ve got one! It’s a drink, though, rather than food:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/idiomatika/38289226/
May 12th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Thanks Jez - I’m sure drinking pschitt is a delight for the tastebuds!
May 12th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I don’t have any stories to share, but I just spat water all over the keyboard as I tried not to laugh….I’m obviously juvenile too!
May 12th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
LOL!!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
* giggle giggle *
definitely way more entertaining story than my friend’s “their idea of vegetarian dish is meat with plenty of vegetable in the dish”…
May 15th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Alexx: Nothing wrong with being a little juvenile every now and again
mycookinghut: Great to make someone smile!
Lil: Vegetables can be funny too, I’m sure. With my level of maturity, I’m sure there have to be some phallic shaped carrots or such-like out there!
May 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Well, there’s always spotted dick… and if it’s rude and amusing vegetables you are after, try these for size:
http://www.cooksister.com/2006/09/rude_food.html
May 21st, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Hi Scott,
Unfortunately I did not see any rude foods myself but I noticed this post today:
http://ifoods.blogspot.com/2008/05/edible-anus.html
Though I will share this link with you
Margot
May 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Jeanne: Haha, they truly are quite rude!
Coffee and Vanilla: Oh dear! And chocolate of all food types to choose. So very lifelike, even if I’m no expert
June 5th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
man. I would have done the same thing. Much like me friend who went to Germany and brought us back a box of ‘Mini Dickmanns’ - little teacake-esque mallow treats. Lovely. But you were still eating Dickmanns.
June 6th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
leigh: I love little tea cake things - they’re so retro! I can imagine a creamy dickmann is just the kind of thing to much at a weekend
July 10th, 2008 at 5:39 am
*giggles* …..
July 12th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Dhi: I have a feeling this could go on forever. I just saw some crisps here in Poland called “fuks” (or similar). Hah!
July 13th, 2008 at 4:29 am
[...] started when I checked my email and found Scott from RealEpicurean left me a note about rude food, that probably would end up to be a long list… with lots of [...]