Caption Contest Fridays #51
It’s FRIDAY!! That means it’s time for a caption contest (and the fact that we never really have a winner is besides the point). I found this photo on a web site that featured dozens of lost photos. Most of them were of this family that owned a liquor store and that is where I found this one. You know how it works: come up with a funny caption for this picture and leave a comment (or two or three). Thanks! Please keep it clean.
“…..Breaking News…A young man in a brown sport coat was struck by a bus and killed today in front of the Leaning Tower of Eiffel. Witnesses say he failed to look both ways before he crossed the street…More news and a spceial segment on ‘Why Flowered Dresses are OUT This Summer’ coming up”
The previous Comment was posted on December 16, 2005 at 5:00 am
40 years, Don thought. 40 years of pure, unadulterated hell trying to please a woman that could never be truly pleased.
Now we’re in f’n France. “So much for that fishin’ boat I was going to buy for my retirement”, he said out loud.
What?! Marion squawked. “Have you snapped the picture yet Don?” Hurry up! The sun won’t be in the optimum position to highlight my new sunglasses soon!”
Her high pitched shrieks and demands cut through Don’s ears and brain like a laser.
He felt light headed as he framed up the shot. “Look at those hotshots back there, I used to be cool like that.” He muttered as his world was starting to spin now as he looked upon the subject which has dominated not only this picture, but his life, as well.
Don fainted as he took the shot.
The previous Comment was posted on December 16, 2005 at 7:10 am
Herbert and Preston, fashion police, debated whether or not to tell the happy tourist about the major style error she has made, in Paris, of all places. Or just drag her downtown and throw her in the lockup. Imagine white after Labor Day!!!!
The previous Comment was posted on December 16, 2005 at 7:32 am